Ben Diagram

by Ben Diagram

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credits

released 31 December 2012
All music written, produced and performed by Benjamin Walter Phillips.
Engineered by Jim Heymans.
Additional vocals by Jo-Ann Venezia on The Make Out Song.

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Track Name: Bunnie-Wae!
[Instrumental]
Track Name: I Want An Ewok
[I Want An Ewok]

Deep in outer space
There exits a place
A tiny forest moon
With some fuzzy little guys
Tiny furry feet and some buggy little eyes
I want one for my own
So I pick up the telephone
And say

I want an ewok

They’re real paranoid
They worship golden droids
They live up in the trees
Only come up to your knees
Native tongue is Ewokese
Which makes perfect sense to me
I order overnight
Track the shipping from a website
I cant wait

I want an ewok

After several weeks
A package I recieved
But excitement it soon died
For no creature did I spy
Just a note taped to the side
Saying sorry but lied
Ewoks dont exist
And it was signed by a G. Lucas
I’m pissed!

I want an ewok
Track Name: Calculator
[Calculator]

calculator calculator
gonna add it all up cuz i cant figure it out
alligator alligator
gonna live in a swamp in the deep deep south
escalator escalator
gonna shop it on up and then shop it on down
regulators regulators ... mount up!

chorus (music only)

but you can't be any
geek off the street
yeah you gotta be handy with the steel
earn your keep (4x)
Track Name: The Make Out Song
[The Make Out Song]

Can we make out?
I just wanna make out
Can we make out?
I just wanna
(x2)

I just wanna make out with my girlfriend
and
I just wanna make out with my boyfriend
yeah

Can we make out?
I just wanna make out
Can we make out?
I just wanna
(x2)

I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
I just wanna
Track Name: I'm In Love
[I'm In Love]

And when I wake up in the morning
I'm in love
And when I turn to see u yawning
I'm in love
And when you pull the covers off me
I'm in love
and when you brew ur pot of coffee
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
In love with you
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
In love with you

and baby dont you cry when times get tough
cuz we got love
and thats enough
to always weather out the storm

and baby dont you sigh when life aint fair
right by your side
yeah ill be there
to always keep you safe and warm

And when I'm sleeping in the evening
I'm in love
And when I watch u while ur dreaming
I'm in love
And when I hold u while were spooning
I'm in love
And when I catch your eyes a-swooning
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
In love with you
I'm in love
I'm in love
I'm in love
In love with you
Track Name: Michelle
[Michelle]

it's been so long since i have felt
anything above my belt
but her warmth just makes me melt

And I hunger for her smell
Like a fat kid at Carvel
Like a lion for gazelle

Michelle

shes like venus on a shell
i'm under her magic spell
how does she doe it so well?

As my heart begins to swell
i whisper in her ear and tell
her Je t'aime, mademoiselle (Je t'aime)

Michelle

and then she looks me in the eye
she holds my hand and says hey guy
ill be your belle
now shes my my Michelle

now were together her and i
in case you missed it the first time
shes real swell
and her name is

Michelle
Track Name: This Is Real Love
[This Is Real Love]

This is not like copping a feel
This is real
This is real love
This is not like kissing a seal
This is real
This is real love
This is not by Danielle Steel
This is real
This is real love
This is not a delicious meal
This is real
This is real love

Some people say
that there's no real love
let them stay that way
cuz they are real dumb
they'll grow old and grey
and theyll have no fun
cuz they aint got
real love

This is not like smelling the glove
This is real
This is real love
This is not like sporting a chub
This is real
This is real love
This is not a designer drug
This is real
This is real love
This is not a five dollar sub
This is real
This is real love

Some people say
that there's no real love
let them stay that way
cuz they are real dumb
they'll grow old and grey
and theyll have no fun
cuz they aint got
real love

This is not like fondling an eel
This is real
This is real love
This is not like greasing the wheel
This is real
This is real love
This is not like Ally McBeal
This is real
This is real love
This is not an unholy kneel
This is real
This is real love
Track Name: Sleep
[Sleep]

Every day I wake up
Can't get enough
Can't get enough

Sleep
Track Name: You're Fucking Awesome
[You're Fucking Awesome]

Throughout your life
Youll encounter people
Wholl put you down and treat you unkind
Don't u let em make you feel just like they do
Theyre insecure and empty inside
Do Not
Care What
They think
They suck
And
You're fucking awesome
You're fucking awesome
You're fucking awesome
Yeah
Track Name: RISK
[RISK]

Risk is the game of global domination
Conquer the world nation by nation
Use fortification
To thwart the invasion

The game aint over yet
Cuz I'm turing in a set
And I'm gonna
Make you regret
Attackin' me
Now I'm a threat
To all of your continents
And you better
Not forget
To retreat

Risk is the game of global domination
Conquer the world nation by nation
Use fortification
To thwart the invasion

Ukraine is weak
And your future's lookin' bleak
Man you better
Pull back your troops
To the Middle East
You shouldn't speak
Like that to the alpha geek
Cuz I just ROLLED
3 sixes to signal
Your defeat

RISK!RISK!RISK!RISK!
Track Name: Triceratops
[Triceratops]

hey hey triceratops
you got 3 horns
hey hey triceratops
you're turning me on

with your
1 2 3
You got me
turned on
By your horns
You're a dinosaur
This is wrong
This is wrong
but I can't ignore
that you've got me
hornier than you are
Track Name: Ice Cream Sandwiches
[Ice Cream Sandwiches]

Ice Cream Sandwiches
Ice Cream Sandwiches

Vanilla Ice Cream and Chocolate Cookie

I dream of Ice Cream Sandwiches
I scream for Ice Cream Sandwiches

Ice Cream Sandwiches
Ice Cream Sandwiches