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Ben Diagram

by Ben Diagram

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1.
Bunnie-Wae! 03:04
[Instrumental]
2.
[I Want An Ewok] Deep in outer space There exits a place A tiny forest moon With some fuzzy little guys Tiny furry feet and some buggy little eyes I want one for my own So I pick up the telephone And say I want an ewok They’re real paranoid They worship golden droids They live up in the trees Only come up to your knees Native tongue is Ewokese Which makes perfect sense to me I order overnight Track the shipping from a website I cant wait I want an ewok After several weeks A package I recieved But excitement it soon died For no creature did I spy Just a note taped to the side Saying sorry but lied Ewoks dont exist And it was signed by a G. Lucas I’m pissed! I want an ewok
3.
Calculator 03:01
[Calculator] calculator calculator gonna add it all up cuz i cant figure it out alligator alligator gonna live in a swamp in the deep deep south escalator escalator gonna shop it on up and then shop it on down regulators regulators ... mount up! chorus (music only) but you can't be any geek off the street yeah you gotta be handy with the steel earn your keep (4x)
4.
[The Make Out Song] Can we make out? I just wanna make out Can we make out? I just wanna (x2) I just wanna make out with my girlfriend and I just wanna make out with my boyfriend yeah Can we make out? I just wanna make out Can we make out? I just wanna (x2) I just wanna I just wanna I just wanna I just wanna
5.
I'm In Love 03:42
[I'm In Love] And when I wake up in the morning I'm in love And when I turn to see u yawning I'm in love And when you pull the covers off me I'm in love and when you brew ur pot of coffee I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love In love with you I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love In love with you and baby dont you cry when times get tough cuz we got love and thats enough to always weather out the storm and baby dont you sigh when life aint fair right by your side yeah ill be there to always keep you safe and warm And when I'm sleeping in the evening I'm in love And when I watch u while ur dreaming I'm in love And when I hold u while were spooning I'm in love And when I catch your eyes a-swooning I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love In love with you I'm in love I'm in love I'm in love In love with you
6.
Michelle 02:43
[Michelle] it's been so long since i have felt anything above my belt but her warmth just makes me melt And I hunger for her smell Like a fat kid at Carvel Like a lion for gazelle Michelle shes like venus on a shell i'm under her magic spell how does she doe it so well? As my heart begins to swell i whisper in her ear and tell her Je t'aime, mademoiselle (Je t'aime) Michelle and then she looks me in the eye she holds my hand and says hey guy ill be your belle now shes my my Michelle now were together her and i in case you missed it the first time shes real swell and her name is Michelle
7.
[This Is Real Love] This is not like copping a feel This is real This is real love This is not like kissing a seal This is real This is real love This is not by Danielle Steel This is real This is real love This is not a delicious meal This is real This is real love Some people say that there's no real love let them stay that way cuz they are real dumb they'll grow old and grey and theyll have no fun cuz they aint got real love This is not like smelling the glove This is real This is real love This is not like sporting a chub This is real This is real love This is not a designer drug This is real This is real love This is not a five dollar sub This is real This is real love Some people say that there's no real love let them stay that way cuz they are real dumb they'll grow old and grey and theyll have no fun cuz they aint got real love This is not like fondling an eel This is real This is real love This is not like greasing the wheel This is real This is real love This is not like Ally McBeal This is real This is real love This is not an unholy kneel This is real This is real love
8.
Sleep 02:46
[Sleep] Every day I wake up Can't get enough Can't get enough Sleep
9.
[You're Fucking Awesome] Throughout your life Youll encounter people Wholl put you down and treat you unkind Don't u let em make you feel just like they do Theyre insecure and empty inside Do Not Care What They think They suck And You're fucking awesome You're fucking awesome You're fucking awesome Yeah
10.
RISK 04:17
[RISK] Risk is the game of global domination Conquer the world nation by nation Use fortification To thwart the invasion The game aint over yet Cuz I'm turing in a set And I'm gonna Make you regret Attackin' me Now I'm a threat To all of your continents And you better Not forget To retreat Risk is the game of global domination Conquer the world nation by nation Use fortification To thwart the invasion Ukraine is weak And your future's lookin' bleak Man you better Pull back your troops To the Middle East You shouldn't speak Like that to the alpha geek Cuz I just ROLLED 3 sixes to signal Your defeat RISK!RISK!RISK!RISK!
11.
Triceratops 01:28
[Triceratops] hey hey triceratops you got 3 horns hey hey triceratops you're turning me on with your 1 2 3 You got me turned on By your horns You're a dinosaur This is wrong This is wrong but I can't ignore that you've got me hornier than you are
12.
[Ice Cream Sandwiches] Ice Cream Sandwiches Ice Cream Sandwiches Vanilla Ice Cream and Chocolate Cookie I dream of Ice Cream Sandwiches I scream for Ice Cream Sandwiches Ice Cream Sandwiches Ice Cream Sandwiches

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released December 31, 2012

All music written, produced and performed by Benjamin Walter Phillips.
Engineered by Jim Heymans.
Additional vocals by Jo-Ann Venezia on The Make Out Song.

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Ben Diagram Boston, Massachusetts

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